Don't Eat It (parody of Beat It) - a song about bad cafeteria food
verse 1:
F# E
You said you want to stomp on this ugly plate
F# E
I cant believe they serve this moldy food I hate
D E
I guess I should be happy that they do not make me pay
F# E
I cant eat it -cant eat it eat it
verse 2:
F# E
you better run because the food is really bad
F# E
don't wanna see this yucky food it makes me mad
D E
I’m gonna be sick someone please call my dad
F# E
I can't eat it i'm gonna barf in my hand
chorus:
F# E
just eat it crunch it munch it spill it
F# E
no one wants to eat this nasty meal
F# E
slimy and bumpy nauseous and sick
F# E
it doesn't matter it's hard like a brick
F# E
can't eat, can't eat it eat it (4x)
verse 3:
F# E
they're out to feed you better leave while can
F# E
don't wanna eat this ugly food it's slimy man
D E
they splash it on the tray and I don't know what to say
F# E
I cant eat it, can’t eat it
verse 4:
F# E
I got in trouble in the icky lunch room
F# E
I had to clean my mess up with the broken broom
D E
I tasted it and threw it and it crashed with a boom
F# E
I can't eat it, can you give me something good
chorus
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All About That Brocc (parody of All About That Bass) by Qamari & Jabre
Verse 1:
A
Yeah, it’s pretty clear I ain’t no string bean
B
I know i’m healthy healthy like i’m supposed to be
E
I got that color that all the fruits chase
A
All the green stuff in all the right places
Verse 2:
A
I see those cauliflowers working dat’ cheese croissant
B
we know that apple ain’t real come on now make it stop
E
if you got broccoli broccoli just chew em’ up
A - -
cause every floret is perfect from the branches to the stalk
Pre-chorus:
A B
I hate to talk about my brother cauliflower
{ cook wup-wup sha cook wup-wup}
E A
don’t let the smell keep you in your beaver dam at noon
{don’t let it let, uh, don’t let it}
A B
I won’t be no gooey cheesy macaroni pot
{sha cook wup -wup sha cook wup-wup}
E
so if that’s what bricks are into
A
then go head and build a wall
chorus:
A
because you know i’m all about that broc ‘bout that broc no mangos
B
I’m all about that broc ‘bout that broc no mangos
E
I’m all about that broc ‘bout that broc no mangos
A
I’m all about that broc ‘bout that broc
verse 3:
A
I’m bringing broccoli back
B
go head and tell all them starfruits that
E
I ain’t play’n I know you thinking cheese
But I’m here to tell you
A
all of them fruits better stay in their lane
