Grade 3 Parodies at Westbrook Elementary School 2022
Brains That Will Think - Ms. J/Ms. B’s class parody of Surface Pressure (Encanto)
Verse 1:
I’m the smart one, I do planning
When you get smarter I’m expanding
I contro-ol, I’m demanding
The frontal lobe is always commanding
Cerebellum is how I’m landing
The amazing brain stem keeps me standing
Occipital lobe, always used around the globe
Temporal lobe helps with memory flow
Prechorus 1:
Inside your brain you can think like a
Mastermind in an undercover mission
Inside your brain
Have you ever been, “Yo I don’t wanna go to math class”
Inside the brain
I’m pretty sure it’s worthless if the brain can’t focus
A flaw or a crack, the pain in the brain
That breaks the mind’s focus
What breaks the mind’s focus
Chorus:
Brains that will think think think and will never stop, whoa-oh
Helps you remember everything you’re taught whoa-oh-oh-oh
Leave it to your mind, your mind works harder
Provide it all the choices that may be smarter
Where would you be without the brain at all, you would fall too
Noggins that will work work work till you know it all, whoa-oh
Helps you remember all the problems you will solve, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Hand it to your mind, your mind is stronger
See if it can think a little longer
What is the brain if it can’t do it all? If it halts…
Prechorus 2:
Inside your brain
You couldn’t walk or talk, it would be massive pain
Inside your brain
Your brain doesn’t quit even if you fall into a pit
Inside your brain,
It tells when to eat, it tells your heart to beat
It makes your bones grow, it helps your blood flow
You try to stop your bad thoughts but on and on it goes
Bridge:
But wait, if I could make this awful ache
Of reading small words it worsens the awful migraine
Or concussion, or all the loud noises
Instead we wish we had a cold ice pack
Keeps growing, exploding, all the the awful pain
Chorus:
Brains that will think think think and will never stop, whoa-oh
Helps you remember everything you’re taught whoa-oh-oh-oh
Leave it to your mind, your mind works harder
Provide it all the choices that may be smarter
Where would you be without the brain at all, you would fall to
Noggins that will work work work till you know it all, whoa-oh
Helps you remember all the problems you will solve, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Hand it to your mind, your mind is stronger
See if it can think a little longer
What is the brain if it can’t do it all?
Coda
No breaks, no aches, no mistakes
Our smart brains!!
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How Can They Survive -Ms Kriss’ class -
parody of What Else Can I Do? - Animal Habitats
Intro:
Animals have adaptations
Bellies to, help them sli-ide
Polar Bears have web feet and sharp claws
And warm coats of fur
How can they survive
Huddle up huddle up
(It’s cold) huddle up huddle up
How can they survive
(It’s freezing) Huddle up huddle up
Huddle up huddle up
Verse 1:
I see wings and beaks and talons
Birds can see for miles away
Hawks eagles osprey and falcons
These birds fly ‘round every day
Pre-chorus 1:
The adaptations for the creatures living in the endless ocean
(The waves are in motion)
And octopuses camouflaging very quickly in the water
Creatures in the sea, we will let them be
Chorus:
Each animal has adaptations
Colored scales
Deadly claws
Cheetahs can’t climb cuz they have studded paws
Stay-ay-ing alive
How can they survive
Verse 2:
In the desert the plants and animals are few
Careful, it’s so hot you’ll cook like a stew
Beware the animals they might bite you
Some of them can bite us
Or they might hide from you
Bridge:
Animals find prey under rocks every day
Till the moment the sun sets at night
(How far do these holes go down)
All I know are the grasses that grow
But it’s awesome to see how they hide
How far can grass grow
Through the dirt to the skies
Let’s grow
Chorus 2:
I hear them croaking in the forest
Hummingbirds
Porcupines
Attracting pollinators with my smell
And that’s where they thrive
Pre-chorus 2:
Rainforest animals have many adaptations to survive
(Pause)
Tigers can run fast to survive in jungles and the wild
Snakes are under logs
Poisonous frogs, living in bogs
Final chorus:
I hear them croaking in the forest
Hummingbirds
Porcupines
Attracting pollinators with my smell
And that’s where they thrive
How can they survive
How can they survive
How can they survive
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We Don’t Talk About Bruno parody by Ms Boldrick’s class - anima adaptations
Chorus:
Adaptations you know-ow-ow-ow-ow
Adaptations you know-ow
Verse 1:
It was a frigid day
(It was a frigid day)
We were snuggling up (pause) but
Polar bears have thick fur to keep warm (pause)
Penguins have blubber so they can go under
Snow hares have camouflaged fur
Pre Chorus 1:
Toucans have a massive beak
And anacondas quietly sneak
Monkeys warning with a shriek
Chorus:
Adaptations you know-ow-ow-ow-ow
Adaptations you know-ow
Verse 2:
Grew to live in fear, predators hunting and grunting
Minnows petrified cuz a big fish is coming
Big teeth are crunching so you’d better hide in the sand, ch-ch-ch
Thank goodness that shark went away bubbling
Now that it’s gone we can go home running
All the fishermen are going back to land
Do you understand
Pre Chorus 2:
Snakes have sharp fangs, they hide in shady caves
Smell with their tongues and have hard scales
Yeah camels have bumps, water in their humps
Chorus:
Adaptations you know-ow-ow-ow-ow
Adaptations you know-ow
Verse 3:
Remember the megalodon, the next day extinct
Adaptations are needed or else you should rethink
Everybody needs some adaptations
So that they can survive
If you don’t have them then you won’t be alive
Bridge 1:
In the grasslands cheetahs wait all day
Tip-toeing around their prey
Zebras got stripes to confuse all the lions
They better watch out when they stray
God told me that I could survive here
Animals use their spots
To not be yummy lunch
It’s like I could see them now
Creatures have a lot of adaptations in the wild
They’re camouflaging
Pre Chorus 2:
Snakes have sharp fangs, they hide in shady caves
Smell with their tongues and have hard scales
Yeah camels have bumps, water in their humps
Chorus:
Adaptations you know-ow-ow-ow-ow
Adaptations you know-ow
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Parody of Message in a Bottle my Taylor Swift - topic: the eye
Verse 1
I kno-o-o-w that you see me
The retina’s receivin
Brain signals convertin vertin
Myyyy pu-pil
brings more or less light in
Brightnin’
Pre-Chorus 1
But rods help you find your chips in the dark
Help you keep your hands with a shar-ar-ar-ar-ark
Rods help you see
wonderflee
Chorus
Eyes are ones that see-ee-ee-ee
With no eyes, you can’t see your own selfie
Trippin in the dark fallin down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Squishy Little orbs going back and forth
Image of a horse coming from the source
Trippin in the dark falling down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Verse 2
I-I- i-mages turn upsIde down
Making no-o sound
Sending to the brain-ain-ain
Si--i-i-gnals move in fast curves
Through your optic nerve-erve
To observe
pre-Chorus 2
Cones, cells help you see colors well
Helps you spot the colorful shelllllls
Cones help you see
beautifully
Chorus
Eyes are ones that see-ee-ee-ee
With no eyes, you can’t see your own selfie
Trippin in the dark fallin down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Squishy Little orbs going back and forth
Image of a horse coming from the source
Trippin in the dark falling down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Bridge
Human eyes are frontal (frontal)
They’re right inside of your hard skull
It is just an adaptaaaaationnnnn
Eyes they are the ones that will see
And now I am walking here knowing that I won’t trip
Eyes are ones that see-ee-ee-ee
With no eyes, you can’t see your own selfie
Trippin in the dark fallin down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Squishy Little orbs going back and forth
Image of a horse coming from the source
Trippin in the dark falling down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Squishy Little orbs going back and forth
Image of a horse coming from the source
Trippin in the dark falling down the stairs
Somehow I’m holdin a hangry bear
Coda:
Eyes are the ones that see
Eyes are the ones that see
Now I’m there knowing I won’t trip through the air
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We Will Rock You Parody by Ms. Nguyen’s Class
Topic: point of view - This song is the point of view of the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood & The Three Little Pigs stories
Chorus: I am not the bad guy!
Verse 1:
Red in a hood walking through the woods.
Looking like she had some tasty pastries
Asked Red for a muffin
She gave me somethin’
Finally, I can eat something other than nothin
Verse 2:
Got to her place saw her warty old face
found Granny in the closet and she ran away
Red yelled nasty question
Gave me indigestion
Red ran away cause of all the action
Verse 3:
Feeling satisfied with my muffin
Skippin’ down to the first pig’s house a second course…
Oops! my big fat cough
Found some pork chops
This time it was a stick house that I coughed down
Verse 4:
Walking down a lane, what a pain
I see a brick house, feeling like I ate a ten pound Twix
Your brothers are dead
And now I’m fed
All locked up in the little pork’s shed
Chorus: I’m really the bad guy!
