Brooklyn Park ES grade 3 parodies May 2022! 

In this residency all the classes wrote a parody of Nobody Like U from the movie Seeing Red, and the topic was the Cinderella fairy tale.

Ms Mathieson's Class parody of Nobody Like U

Verse 1

Cinderella’s family so rude

They made her clean the beds and cook food

But she was always in a, good mood

She wanted to dance with a handsome dude

Chorus 1

You should give respect to me, to me

I’ll never be mean, be mean, be mean

Why can’t you just see, just see, just see

That you are part of my family, family

Verse 2

The clock struck midnight, Cinderella had to go

She flew down the stairs, lost her shoe oh no!

She was sad because she walked home

The fun was over and she was all alone

Verse 3

Oh no, Cinderella was devastated

She ran home to her family she hated

Her dress disappeared, (it evaporated?)

She got home before her family made it

Chorus 2

I want to be treated nice and kind, and kind

I will always love you cuz you’re mine

You need to be kind don’t lie, don’t lie, don’t lie

Treat your neighbor nice or they will cry

Do - do - do - do - do - don’t abuse

Do - do - do - do - do - don’t abuse

Do - do - do - do - do - don’t abuse

Abuse abuse

We’re a faa - faa - faa - faa - family 

We’re a faa - faa - faa - faa - family 

We’re a faa - faa - faa - faa - family 

Family family

Verse 1

Cinderella’s family so rude

They made her clean the beds and cook food

But she was always in a, good mood

She wanted to dance with a handsome dude

Chorus 1

You should give respect to me, to me

I’ll never be mean, be mean, be mean

Why can’t you just see, just see, just see

That you are part of my family, family

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Ms Thomas’ Class parody of Nobody Like U

Verse 1

Cinderella had to, cook food

It always put her in a, bad mood

Her step sisters were always, so rude

Cinderella don’t know what to do

Chorus 1

Everybody needs to be treated right

Your soul should be kind and nice tonight

You can just be sweet and polite

Everybody needs to be treated right

Verse 2

The clock struck twelve just like he feared

Cinderfella drove home but the car disappeared
So he had to take an uber to get home here

He got home first and there was no one there

Verse 3

Princess was upset so she made a plan 

To find the boy she met at the dance 

She checked every house in every town

She was full of joy when he was found

Chorus 2

Everybody needs to be treated fair

It's the golden rule so be aware

Generous and proud, and proud, and proud 

Golden rule is cool, so cool, no doubt

Bridge

Be-be-be-be-be-be proud

Be-be-be-be-be-be proud

Be-be-be-be-be-be proud

Be-be-be-be-be-be proud

Be proud, be proud

No, no, no, no, no, no doubt 

No, no, no, no, no, no doubt 

No, no, no, no, no, no doubt 

no doubt 

Verse 1

Cinderella had to, cook food

It always put her in a, bad mood

Her step sisters were always, so rude

Cinderella don’t know what to do

Chorus 1

Everybody needs to be treated right

Your soul should be kind and nice tonight

You can just be sweet and polite

Everybody needs to be treated right

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Ms Chambers’ Class parody of Nobody Like U

Verse 1

Cinderella’s a girl I once knew

The friendliest of ladies, so blue

Made to sweep the chimney and more chores too

Go to ball is all she wants to do

Chorus 1

You gotta respect others that you meet

Whether they are bullies or family

Whether they are friends or company

You gotta respect others that you meet

Verse 2

She danced with the prince till the clock struck twelve

But the prince said, “Wait, but Cinderella!

Please don’t leave!” but she dropped her shoe

Everything was gone and he had no clue

Verse 3

Cinderella ran home and started to cry

But the prince just wanted to find his bride

So he went to every house to see who fit the shoe

It was Cinderella and she found her dude

Chorus 2

If you treat me right, all right, all right

We would never fight, oh fight, oh fight

And I would hug you tight, you tight, you tight

I will love you if you treat me right

L-l-l-l-l-l-love you

L-l-l-l-l-l-love you

L-l-l-l-l-l-love you

Love you

Love you

L-l-l-l-l-l-love you

L-l-l-l-l-l-love you

L-l-l-l-l-l-love you

Love you

Love you

Verse 1

Cinderella’s a girl I once knew

The friendliest of ladies, so blue

Made to sweep the chimney and more chores too

Go to ball is all she wants to do

Chorus 1

You gotta respect others that you meet

Whether they are bullies or family

Whether they are friends or company

You gotta respect others that you meet

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Freetown Elementary School 

Grade 3 parodies, May 2022!

Ms Winfield’s class parody of Thunder - topic: Force & Motion

Verse 1:

I was waking, hair was crazy

Gravity it, made me lazy

It’s the school bus, barely missed it

Even though I was at full speed

Verse 2:

On the train, getting coffee

Then it stops, from friction

Spilled my drink right all over, my whole body

It was burning, I was crying 

Chorus:

Forces, forces, forces, for-forces

For-for-forces, forces, forces

Forces, for-forces, for-for-forces, forces

Forces, feel the motion

Motion and forces

Forcs, feel the motion

Motion and forces

Forces, forces, forces

Verse 3:

When I walked to, Food Lion

Slipped on a banana, started cryin’

Go-ot to the, freezer door

Milk spilled all o, over the floor

Verse 4:

Inviting family, to my big feast

Eating steak and, spicy mac-n-cheese

Then I got up and, spilled my milk shake

And my plate falls, on the concrete

Chorus:

Forces, forces, forces, for-forces

For-for-forces, forces, forces

Forces, for-forces, for-for-forces, forces

Forces, feel the motion

Motion and forces

Forcs, feel the motion

Motion and forces

Forces, forces, forces

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Ms Robinson’s class parody of Nobody Like U - topic - severe weather.

*note: WHILE WE WERE WRITING the verse about hurricanes and tornadoes, a tornado warning for Ann Arundel County buzzed on my phone and everyone in the school had to take shelter in the lower hall. Life imitates art.

Verse 1:

I hope never see a hurricane

It might flatten my house down in one day

It can split a house in two

The spinning wind will terrify you

Chorus 1:

You’re never not on my mind, oh hurricane

Powerful wind can smash and wreck your day

Never get in your way, your way, your way

Powerful storms will visit you one day

Verse 2 rap:

Let’s call it what it is, it’s a tornado

Gotta whole lotta fear fast as they go

Tonight is the night, stay calm and run

When a twister comes through, you’re done

Verse 3 rap:

Look up, here it comes, a dark cloudy sky

Strike tall things, split trees, flash bright

Count 4-3-2-1 boom and fear

And you know why, thun-der it’s here

Chorus 2:

Watches from the news and warnings too

If something hits, take cover too

If a giant hurricane comes through

Storm can cut power lines in two

Verse 1

Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Like you (hurricane)

Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Like you (Twister)

Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Like you (THUNDER)

Se vere, Wea ther

Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Like you (hurricane)

Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Like you (Twister)

Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Li-Like you (THUNDER)

Like you

Verse 1:

I hope never see a hurricane

It might flatten my house down in one day

It can split a house in two

The spinning wind will terrify you

Chorus 1:

You’re never not on my mind, oh hurricane

Powerful wind can smash and wreck your day

Never get in your way, your way, your way

Powerful storms will visit you one day

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Ms Wilson's class parody of We Don't Talk about Bruno - topic: force & motion

We love forces and motion, tion, tion

We love forces and motion, hey

I was asleep in bed

But then my dog came in, and he jumped on my head

I reacted, pushed him out of my way

I ran out and tripped on his bone

I had no suspicion (and cuz  of gravity)

then because of friction (I fell unhappily)

slippin’ without permission

We love forces and motion, tion, tion

We love forces and motion, hey

went to the kitchen grabbed the bread, slipped on dog drool

now it’s flat bread because friction is so cruel

went to the cafe, my stomach is rumbling. blr, blr, blr

bought a mango boba but the wind blew it over

and I saw a giant spider sittin on my shoulder

so it dribbled down my pants and stained my new white shoes

I don’t stand a chance

gravity has its way, pulls you down

when you go up, you end up on the ground

climbing up a rope but there’s gravity 

We love forces and motion, tion, tion

We love forces and motion,

Got to school hopped out my car rolled away

Jumped on the trampoline and the gravity made me pay

at work someone has a bucket of water

 and it was my doomsday

the forces had their way

went to school and lost gravity

and now the principal’s staring at me

I was floating down the hall 

like a fairy with angelic wings

went to school and lost gravity

and now the principal’s staring at me

I was floating down the hall 

like a fairy with angelic wings

gravity has its way, pulls you down

when you go up, you end up on the ground

climbing up a rope but there’s gravity 

We love forces and motion, tion, tion

We love forces and motion

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Ms Saunders' class parody of We Don't Talk about Bruno - topic: force & motion

Chorus 1

Wanna talk about forces, ces, ces, ces

Wanna talk about forces

Verse 1

It was a sunny day

I rode my bike to beach, my pedals were below my feet

Ouch! Then I got stung by a honey bee

My mom told me I would be alright

Prechorus 1

Jumping from a diving board

In doing so, well, I had soared

Almost broke my spinal cord

Alt Chorus 1

My mom called the hospital, tal tal tal

The stitches were so brutal

Verse 2

Flying in a rocket and I’m zooming to the moon

Defying all the gravity, I hope I get there soon

Running so fast I’ll do a hundred mile dash, sh sh sh

Drag makes cargo slow, watch the parachute bloom

How slow will it go so we don’t meet our doom?

Grabbing the suspension lines, inflate, please don’t crash!

Do you want to crash?

Prechorus 2

A seven-foot pole, digs into the mat

And then he jumps and lands on his back

Couldn’t get up, he broke his kneecap

Chorus

Wanna talk about forces, ces, ces, ces

Wanna talk about forces

​​Verse 3

He told me my ferris wheel would stop, but why?!

I said predictable motion will never die

Our engineer built a roller coaster

It reaches the sky

You’ll want a parachute when you go that high

Bridge part 1

They told me that the force drag was fast

Would be scary and maybe I’d fall

I wish that the force drag would slow down

Maybe I will fall at the mall

I fell off the wall had a cast

How will I write my name?

We have a Science test

I better study now

Ms. Saunders, I’ll need some answers from you

My mom will have a cow!

Bridge part 2

Um, Science

Yeah about those forces

I really need to know about forces

Gimme the notes and facts, Ms. Saunders

Time for lunch please!

Prechorus 2

A seven-foot pole, digs into the mat

And then he jumps and lands on his back

Couldn’t get up, he broke his kneecap

Chorus 

Wanna talk about forces, ces, ces, ces

Wanna talk about forces