More parodies at Wyngate!

This year the theme again was biomes and animal adaptations. 

Parody of "As It Was" by Harry Styles

As It Was lyrics- 

Verse 1-

Layers and layers

Filled with parrots and bears

I want to swing from here to there

Through the steaming humid air

Verse 2- 

I think I’ll freeze

In summer it’s twenty degrees

It’s stronger than just a breeze

It’s so cold, I’m gonna sneeze

Ar-r-tic

Chorus- Main Idea- 

This world has creature tools

To live in biomes across the world

This world has creature tools

Fur, scales, whiskers, more and toadstools

Biomes rule, biomes rule

You know they need their tools

Verse 3

Watery reef

By the caribbean sea

Why are you home and not at the reef

With the fish and the eels!

Verse 4

It’s bitter but bright

Taiga has many creatures 

And plants adapt to stay alive

Foxes change brown to white

Wolves, otters, bears

Chorus

This world has creature tools

To live in biomes across the world

This world has creature tools

Fur, scales, whiskers, more and toadstools

Biomes rule, biomes rule

You know they need their tools

Bridge

Animals they adapt camouflage in a flash

Poison dart frogs their skin is so deadly toxic

A bear hibernates, two cubs follow her,

Animals have to adapt or they will die

Hey!

This world has creature tools

To live in biomes across the world

This world has creature tools

Fur, scales, whiskers, more and toadstools

Biomes rule, biomes rule

You know they need their tools

Biomes rule

Parody of On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons

On Top of the Food Chain 

Verse 1

If you’re in the ocean

Better swim away quickly, ‘cause

That shark is coming for you

In the icy, cold tundra

Penguins diving in the ocean

Trying to ambush their fresh food

In the wet rainforest

Better bring an umbrella

Many big pythons there, too

The birds migrating every year

Chorus 1:

‘Cause I’m on top of the food chain

I’m on top of the food chain

I’ve been waiting to catch my prey now

Slitherin’ through the dark

Can’t live without my biome

Been surviving in my home

Crunching through the ice

Been surviving since I was a cub

I’m on top of the chain

Verse 2:

I traveled to the desert

Got poked by a giant cactus

Then I boogied to the forest

Maple leaves were falling on me

I sprinted to the wetlands

It was insanely gross and smelly

The predator will hunt you down

Chorus 2:

‘Cause I’m on top of the food chain

I’m on top of the food chain

Waiting on rain for a long time

My energy’s been drained

Frogs are covered with slime, ay

My feet are so wet it’s a crime, ay

I need a cozy fur coat

Ever since we’ve been in the tundra

Bridge:

And I know it’s hard when you’re swimming down

And it’s a long way up when you touch the ground

Swim up now, swim up, swim up now.

And I know it’s sweet when you’re gliding down

And it’s a long way up when you’re soaring ‘round

Fly up now, fly up, fly up now.

Chorus 1:

‘Cause I’m on top of the food chain

I’m on top of the food chain

Been waiting to catch my prey now

Slitherin’ through the dark

Can’t live without my biome

Been surviving in my home

Crunching through the ice

Been surviving since I was a cub

I’m on top of the chain

Bioooooooooomes, bioooomes, biomes

Bioooooooooomes, bioooomes

Chorus 2:

‘Cause I’m on top of the food chain

I’m on top of the food chain

Waiting on rain for a long time

My energy’s been drained

Frogs are covered with slime, ay

My feet are so wet it’s a crime, ay

I need a cozy fur coat

Ever since we’ve been in the tundra

We learned it in science class. 

Another parody of On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons

If you’re into swimming 

Better watch out for the great white sharks

They might make a snack out of you

Freezing ice under your feet

sea lions give ear breaking barks

Polar bears might leave a mark too

Sight seeing high canopies

I’ve seen ten thousand monkeys

Squealing for thirty yellow bananas

Don’t bug a skunk or you’ll get sprayed

'Cause cheetahs sprint at rapid speeds

Different biomes fit their needs

To pounce on their weak prey

Munching on a wildebeest

Chameleons change color

Many animals camouflage

Like the squid and cuttlefish

Hiding in the coral reef

Biomes fit their needs

I’ve tried to catch these spiders

That bite in scorching sand

Their venom it might poison you

Amazing under the land

Is the colorful coral reef

Water is a bright aqua blue

The gators lurking underground 

I’m on top of the canopy

Swinging like a monkey

Swinging through the vines in the jungle

Gotta a tail in case I fall

Using our adaptations

Swinging with full dedication

Grabbing fruit on the way

With no hesitation 

On top of the canopy

The river flooooooows, ooooo, oooooo, the river flooooooows….

'Cause cheetahs sprint at rapid speeds

Different biomes fit their needs

To pounce on their weak prey

Munching on a wildebeest

Chameleons change color

Many animals camouflage

Like the squid and cuttlefish

Hiding in the coral reef

The eagle’s feathers that are shiny brown

They might just prevent it from hitting the ground

Fly up now, fly up, fly up now

Thick fur coat of a giant hound

Keeps it warm on the snowy ground

Jump up now, jump up, jump up now

I’m on top of the canopy

Swinging like a monkey

Swinging through the vines in the jungle

Gotta a tail in case I fall

Using our adaptations

Swinging with full dedication

Grabbing fruit on the way

With no hesitation 

On top of the canopy

Parody of Flowers by Miley Ray Cyrus

Scorching hot, freezing cold

Deserts all around the world

Tarantulas, camels too

Desert Cats are on the move

Tigers in the rainforest, Zebras in the grassland

Started to run, I saw an elephant

So many different biomes

Animals they must adapt

Nests and caves are their homes

In the desert lips get chapped

Animals can get trapped

In caves animals have napped

You try to race a cheetah and get lapped

Monkeys, penguins, jaguars, and koalas

grassland, forests, ocean, and the taiga

Ocean depths, full of life

Swordfish nose cuts like a knife

When sharks come, fish hide

Arboreal crabs near the seaside

Tigers in the rainforest, Zebras in the grassland

Started to run, I saw an elephant

Creatures crawl into biomes

Animals have to change

Animals must match their homes

Critters with such a wide range

Chameleon skin so strange

A lions bushy main

Sahara setting sun will never change

Monkeys, penguins, jaguars, and koalas

Grassland, forests, ocean, and the taiga

Monkeys, penguins, jaguars, and koalas

Grassland, forests, ocean, and the taiga\

Another parody of On Top of the World by Imagine Dragons

Verse 1

Down in the coral reef

A marvelous sight to see

Fish frolicking in the deep

Up in the canopy

Rainforest calls to you and me

Monkeys swinging in the trees 

Sahara’s dark frigid nights

But also scorching hot days

Normally over 100 degrees 

Now this is what animals do

Chorus 1

Habitats everywhere, ‘ay

Animals breathing in the air, ‘ay

Studying this for a while now,

I want to make you aware

Animals in the wild, ‘ay

Hiding every mile, ‘ay

Animals need survival 

Adapting in the wild

Habitats everywhere

VERSE 2

Creatures hiding in the grass

Penguins sliding down the ice

Snakes slithering fast through marshes

Each biome helps animals

Reptiles, Birds, Fish, Mammals

Severe environments can be harsh

Now this is what animals do

Chorus 2

There’s animals in the wild, 'ay

The biomes help them survive, 'ay

The desert is flaming hot

They all have different styles

Hide or you will be caught, 'ay

Avoid them in your hiding spot, 'ay

The coral reef is so pretty

But be careful there are sharks 

There’s animals in the wild

Bridge

Big snakes like pythons have protective scales

Armadillos have scales to protect themselves

Fly up now, fly up, fly up now

And lions protect their cubs and themselves

African wild dogs go in packs of twelves

Leap up now, leap up, leap up now 

Chorus 1

Habitats everywhere, ‘ay

Animals breathing in the air, ‘ay

Studying this for a while now,

I want to make you aware

Animals in the wild, ‘ay

Hiding every mile, ‘ay

Animals need survival 

Adapting in the wild

Habitats everywhere

Aaaaaanimals, animals, animals

Aaaaaanimals, animals, animals

Chorus 2

There’s animals in the wild, 'ay

The biomes help them survive, 'ay

The desert is flaming hot

They all have different styles

Hide or you will be caught, 'ay

Avoid them in your hiding spot, 'ay

The coral reef is so pretty

But be careful there are sharks 

There’s animals in the wild