Emma K Doub parodies!
Emma K Doub Elementary School, grade 3
This school does some awesome stuff, and I love the people here. It’s a long peaceful drive out to Hagerstown but I don’t mind if I have a good book on tape! In 2011 we focused on the science of sound for our topic:
Here Comes the Sound (parody of Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles)
Here comes the sound, doo-doo-doo dooo
Here comes the sound, and I say
It's too loud!
verse 1
I woke up when my alarm it made a loud high beep
My dog barked in my face, and then I went back to sleep
Mom's blow dryer WOOO annoying, and dad slammed the door
And a rooster's cock-a-doodle doo, oh please no more
verse 2
When I went downstairs I fell down with a clomp, wham, splat
My special birthday cake was shaped just like a spooky bat
My face it hit the birthday cake, with a noisy squish
The splashing sound reminded me of a big old catfish
verse 3
Went outside and jumped inside the noisy big school bus
Heard the kids all screaming and the driver made a fuss
A kindergarten kid made noise by kicking on the seat
The tension of the fabric raised the pitch like a drum beat
verse 4
Got to school and a jack hammer sounded rat-a-tat
Saw a guy with a whopping belly and a yellow hat
Noisy John Deere digging, and its motor made a vroom
And I heard a swoosh-swish-swoosh of a sweeping broom
Good Vibrations (parody of Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys)
chorus:
I'm picking' up good vibrations
I'll give you an explanation
Sounds are made by small vibrations
Ear drums picking' up radio stations
Good good good, good vibrations (repeat)
verse 1
The ravens made a touchdown don't you know
And they celebrated at the half-time show
Jumping wildly up and down on the stage
Cheering crowd, photo on the front page!
verse 2
Hangin' with the Hagerstown Suns wearing my baseball hat
I hear the crowd and the crack of a baseball bat
And the players yelling, oh what fun
The shortstop probably hit a big home run
verse 3
We went hunting and we heard the birds a-tweet
The vibration of a hunters gun up through my feet
Far away I heard the growling of a bear
I ran away 'cuz I was really scared
verse 4
I was singing in a concert crowd
The volume of the music it was loud
High pitch going through the megaphone
But I was listening on my own earphones
Stop with that noise I hear
(parody of Stop in the Name of Love by the Diana Ross & the Supremes)
Stop with that noise I hear
Before you hurt my ear
Stop with the awful buzz
I'm going nuts because
It's so loud
It's so loud
verse 1
Stop with that banjo noise
Before I throw all my toys
When your banjo starts vibrating
The high pitched tone is nauseating
When the sound hits my eardrum
My inner ear with a thump, thump, thump
Sends a message to my cochlea
It makes my crazy, you have no idea
verse 2
We were watching Jack and Jill
It gave me such a thrill
But you were poppin' bubble wrap
Too loud with all the pops and snaps
The sound it traveled like a wave
It's gonna send me to my grave
The volume loud, the pitch was high
I went crazy and threw my pie.
verse 3
We were just having lunch
You munched a pickle with a crunch, crunch, crunch
The noisy munching made me duck and scream
The kosher dill was so juicy and green
The vibration was so strong
I think I'll hear it all life long
All that yellow juice down on the floor
Wonder if it was there before
verse 4
Your popping popcorn is so annoying
Can't hear the movie, I'm not enjoying
The sound is coming from a loud vibration
And makes the birds start a new migration
The popping pitch is very high
It would make an elephant cry
Ear drum thumping from the waves of sound
From popping popcorn in a mound
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