Tunbridge Charter School 2013

Tunbridge Public Charter parodies

Tunbridge Public Charter School

We wrote parodies about Animal Classification, I had a great time here this year!

Fungus Maybe (parody of Call Me Maybe)

I'd never give you the sun

Just wilt away and be done

Planting your seeds is no fun

You're a thorny rose

Amoba's crawl through the slime

I've seen you too many times

You're always in my mind

Nasty purple protist

girls pre chorus:

My mother told me,

Not to talk to bad boys

They're a different family

Sitting in a nasty species

girls chorus:

I classified you

Flat, damp and moldy

You’re in a kingdom

A fungus, maybe?

You smell like mushrooms

You're disgusting

A moldy pizza

Your spores are spreading

verse 3:

I can survive on my own

So you just leave me alone

I should just throw you a bone

Cuz you're an animal

boys prechorus:

My father told me,

Not to talk to silly sissies

They're a different family

Sitting there a nasty species

boys chorus:

Hey what did I do?

I think you're crazy

Sick bacteria

You lazy lady

You just don't look right

You've got rabies

Sick bacteria

You make me hazy

bridge:

Before you were invertebrate

You weren't so spineless

You had a backbone

You weren't so spineless

Taxonomists can't classify you

You really need one

And you should know that

girls chorus:

I classified you

Flat, damp and moldy

You’re in a kingdom

A fungus, maybe?

boys:

Hey what did I do?

I think you're crazy

Sick bacteria

You lazy lady

bridge:

Before you were invertebrate

You weren't so spineless

You had a backbone

You weren't so spineless

Taxonomists can't classify you

You really need one

And you should know that

Leave It (parody of Beat It)

verse 1:

Some amphibians can swim around here

They wanna stay alive, you'd better disappear

They hop and they crawl, and some slither up the wall 

So leave it, just leave it

verse 2:

European tree frogs can jump thirty three feet

They use their sticky tongue, I dunno what they eat

Some toads and frogs are very very small

So leave it, don't pull on their tails

chorus:

Just see it, feel it, hear it, need it

Everybody’s got to believe it

Find how they're different, and what's the same

Classify animals, all by their names

Just see it, just see it

See it, just see it

verse 3:

Cold blooded reptiles lay lots of eggs

They eat fruits and flowers and some don't have legs

Scary sharp jaws and deadly big claws

So leave it, just leave it

verse 4:

They say some reptiles are really not scared

You never want to see their face because it's truth or dare

They wanna stay alive and they slither all the time

So leave it, they've got a lot of scales

chorus:

Just see it, feel it, hear it, need it

Everybody’s got to believe it

Find how they're different, and what's the same

Classify animals, all by their names

Just see it, just see it

See it, just see it

verse 5:

Birds eat worms, they use their beaks

Warm-blood, two legs, and feathered wings

They fly through the sky, I wonder how high

So see it, just see it

verse 6:

You'd better fly high and spread your wings

Babies birds hatch and then they sing

Build nests with their beaks, they'll be flying two weeks

So see it, but you wanna get close

What Makes a Kingdom Beautiful (parody of What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction)

Reptiles have scales

Cold blooded tails

Lay lots of eggs and they make stinky smells

They have holes

Instead of ears

They creep me out because they have no fears

pre-chorus:

Pythons have no legs and they're so long

Dangerous and very strong

Chorus 1:

Baby you light up the kingdom of animals

Reptiles, amphibians birds and mammals

Invertabrates, fishes and camels

And I know

Animals and where they go

Oh oh oh

Classify it's how you know

verse 2:

I have hair

I'm not a bear

I have four legs and I don't lay eggs

I eat meat

I eat plants

I live in every country, even France

Pre Chorus:

Drink mother's milk for their nutrition

Cows, pigs and dogs do too.

Chorus 1:

Baby you light up the kingdom of animals

Reptiles, amphibians birds and mammals

Invertabrates, fishes and camels

And I know

Animals and where they go

Oh oh oh

Classify it's how you know

verse 3:

Amphibians

Are so cool

They live on land and water too.

They breathe with lungs

And gills

Frogs, lizards and turtles in their shells.

pre-chorus:

Our blood is cold and that's always true

Our smooth skin is so sweet

Chorus 1:

Baby you light up the kingdom of animals

Reptiles, amphibians birds and mammals

Invertabrates, fishes and camels

And I know

Animals and where they go

Oh oh oh

Classify it's how you know

verse 4:

You have two legs

And lay some eggs

You have holes instead of ears in your head

Eagles high

Up in the sky

Having wings and feathers makes us fly.

pre-chorus:

Our blood is warm in our bodies too

Beautiful birds fly high

Chorus 1:

Baby you light up the kingdom of animals

Reptiles, amphibians birds and mammals

Invertabrates, fishes and camels

And I know

Animals and where they go

Oh oh oh

Classify it's how you know

Rolling in the Kingdom (parody of Rolling in Deep)

There's a kingdom I read in a book

Trust me and you'll see if you just take a look

Animals, fungus, protista, monera

Some can't be seen without a microscope

Invertebrates have no back bones

Flimsy and flexible in the animal kingdom

Vertebrates have a bony spine

You'll be surprised that they're very fine

pre-chorus:

The tigers hunting and something's grunting

Better skedoodle, they're roaring for their food

Gorilla's stinky, their breath ain't minty

Hairy and scary

chorus:

We classified ‘em all

We put ‘em into groups

I'm singing this for you

I never mix 'em up

verse

There's a tiger standing in the street

It's ready to get hit by an SUV

Running up the street to try to save it's life

Without a backbone it would be dead tonight

pre-chorus:

Living things are made of cells

They munch food to reproduces themselves

Energy's nice when they eat a grain of rice

A pizza slice

chorus:

We classified ‘em all

We put ‘em into groups

I'm singing this for you

'Cuz I never mix 'em up

CLAP:

Birds fly high, way up in the sky

Migrating in the spring

That is when they fly

Birds lay eggs way up in a tree

When the babies hatch they begin to tweet

pre-chorus:

Living things are made of cells

They munch food to reproduces themselves

Energy's nice when they eat a grain of rice

A pizza slice

chorus:

We classified ‘em all

We put ‘em into groups

I'm singing this for you

'Cuz I never mix 'em up